Miles Traveled: 760
Car Hours: 12
Miles per Gallon: 32.8, 33.79
States: Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas
Best Proper Noun: Sanger, TX. I couldn't help wondering if my favorite Red State knew they were naming their town after a hero of feminism and women's health care. Suckers.
Best Rest Stop: Southbound I-35 in Blackwell, Oklahoma. The counters were granite. There was a tourism bureau lady, in a wood paneled lobby. Also, there was a National Guard member outside with an adorable dog. A+
Best Car: Maroon suburban with OU flags flying and a message written on the back window: "HONK IF YOU EAT BEEF!"
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ReplyDeleteIn Oz, sanger means sandwich.
ReplyDelete*learns y'all some culture*