Seattle to Walla Walla

Miles Traveled: 263

Car Hours: 5

Pit stops: North Bend

Best Proper Noun: Iron Horse Trail (sounds like a sweet Jimmy Stewart movie)
Runner Up: Desert Aire (it's the French 'e')
Honorable Mention: Salmon Sac (oh come ON)

Best Speed Trap: I-90 Roslyn Exit (cars pulled over in both directions)

Pictures: None. My camera kicked the bucket.

Best Exchange:

KJ: So...there's no beer?
Kiosk Attendant: No.
KJ: You're sure.
Kiosk Attendant: I'm sorry, but there's no beer.
KJ: Well then I guess it's a good thing I've got a bottle of tequila in the car.
Kiosk Attendant: ....

To be fair, the bottle was a gift from a colleague who knew me very, very well. Cheers.