Sunday, March 21, 2010

March Madness: The OTHER win-or-go-home games.

The Countdown to Reform Wire from TPM is the fastest updating site, as far as I can tell.

Daily Kos is a close second with more on a potential executive order deal with Stupak. (In a perfect world, we'd be able to do this without Bart and his selectively anti-choice stance.)

The AP breaks down the bill. The link goes to HuffPo, but the article is all AP. As Wonkette says, It is not scary. It is so, so comically un-scary.

Speaking Wonkette, they are ready, willing, and able to provide the driest of the dry sarcasm needed.

Are you tired of all the bullshit political shenanigans? Rep. Weiner can sympathize.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy



And, lest you get too hopeful, please remember that this has to go to the Senate next. I'm sure everyone will behave like the grown-up democratically elected representatives that they are.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Port au Prince

So: I'm back. And I have to say, going to Haiti was one of the most different things I have ever done. I have never felt so white or so privileged or so awkward or so uncomfortable or interested or satisfied or scared in my whole life. I have lots of pictures, and I have finally uploaded them. I'll be sorting out the crap ones and uploading the decent ones. Mostly decent. I'm not a great photographer, especially when moving vehicles are involved. Oh, and my favorite Haitian primer.

The shock-and-awe of Haiti began early, at the airport. I have seen a lot of planes. This is the biggest plane I've ever seen.


For scale, a smaller plane. The terminal was full of planes. The volunteer sitting next to me on the plane said she'd never seen so many planes at PAP airport. Two, at the most.


It's not a great picture, but that's the US Military in the background.


It appeared that though we've turned the airport back over to the Haitians, security and coordination is still handled by others.


A UN guard below the walkway to customs.


This plane, which we passed on the way to customs, was filling up with Haitian orphans and their new families.


Another plane unloading medical supplies. Another layer of problems for relief workers: the shakedown of supplies brought into the country.


For some reason, I thought that air traffic would have slowed down. Wrong.


That enormous plane? Russian. When Russia's sending relief supplies, you know you're in deep shit. (No offense, Minister Putin!)


I'm going to try and get some more pictures of the tent cities from my friends' albums later. There were a lot of them. And they are not safe places to be.


And this was where we, the blanches, stayed.


Standing between us and a tent city: an enormous gate and a man with a twelve-gauge shotgun.


Demand was up, since this was one of the only hotels stills standing. The hotel had set up several tents, equipped with mattresses, lamps, and fans. The difference between our tents and the tents outside cannot be exaggerated.


A tent city bordering on destroyed buildings.


It reminded me of tornadoes, where some houses stand and some get their rooms torn off and some just get torn to the ground.


People must be clearing rubble from inside the property.


Pigs and goats eat out of mounds of garbage around the city.


The garbage, actually, is everywhere. This is the side of a busy road.


A standing house, a crushed station wagon.


A funeral home left standing.


To me, Port au Prince looks like a city built inside of a disaster zone. My uncle says that, before the quake, the city was finally making progress. Now, it's worse than he's ever seen it.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Hello from Haiti!

There is a concept here of "no-go". No money, no go. No Creole, no go. Blanc time is a no-go. Blanc is not just a skin-color, it's a state of mind and blanc time is no go on an island. All time is fluid and island time is practically non-existent. 3 minutes Haitian is about 45 minutes blanc. Schedules are no-go. It's very relaxing, actually. Paying the asking price is no-go, but I seem to FAIL at bargaining no matter what. No horn, no go.

My uncle says the leading cause of death of long-term missionaries is car acidents. I believe it. There are no lane dividers or speed limits. Tap-taps, motorcycles, and vans all jockey for position on the road. There are a LOT of potholes. Potholes the size of cars, more than a foot deep. Drivers swerve like Mel Gibson to avoid them while answering cell phones. Corners are taken blind with a series of warning honks. Oncoming traffic is just another obstacle to dodge. If there are rules for right of way, I do not understand them. Nor do I wish to do more research. If you want to get closer to your Maker, pile into the back of a passenger van, crowded with luggage in the back so there's no visibility, find a one late dirt mountain road without guardrails, and wait for an oncoming Mack truck.

I am having so much fun!

The children we've seen, it's obvious that someone is taking care of them, whether it's their families or the folks at the orphanages. I know that there are desperate kids out there, but we've yet to see them because our movements inside Port au Prince were very limited due to safety concerns. We see a lot of school kids in their homemade uniforms. Some of them smile and wave and sometimes they walk up with an open hand and say "give me one dollar". The children at the primary school here are charming and adorable. The children at the secondary school are more suspicous of us and reluctant to talk. Except for a few teenage boys because, as we know, teenage boys are the same everywhere.

I want to cry every time I see a dog here. No home, no family, no one to love them. Cats can survive without much affection or human interaction, but dogs love differently. On the road north, the most pathetically skinny puppy wandered around the streets. It was small, with a wiry little tail it kept curled all the way underneath it. Josef fed him his leftovers and it was still fearfil and submissive, ears pinned back and shaking.

Nobody loves these dogs.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Today I leave for Port au Prince!

This may be my last access to a real keyboard. All updates to follow may be typo-ridden, pathetic, iPod touch things. Just wanted to prepare you so my anal retentive grammar self doesn't feel guilty later on.

re: health care. SRS BZNS. Call your Senators and your Congresspeople and all that jazz.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Send Them to Church

Those crazy wimmenz and their pursuit of prayer.

Does it count as Godwin's Law if it's not online?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Douche and Douchier.

HINT: Al Franken is not the douche.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Death of the Public Option

Senator Palpatine Flip-Flops

Consequences for Insurance Lapdogs

"...mandating that all people pay money to a private interest isn't even conservative, free market or otherwise."

Not Health, Not Care, Not Reform

Howard Dean: Kill the Bill

Twenty Questions For Bill Killers

Twenty Answers

Tom Coburn Delays Vote on Troop Funding by demanding that Bernie Sanders read all 700+ pages of his doomed single-payer, Medicare for all amendment. Bernie Sanders, unlike Coburn, is in possession of both a conscience and a brain. He yielded the floor, and it's as if his amendment never was.

Final Word from Senator Sanders of Vermont: